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PostSubject: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away   Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:49 am

THIS is CNN: Chuck Norris News. Not really, I just wanted to say that. Here I will post 5 great Chuck Norris Jokes a day. So come here to laugh.


  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
  • Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
  • When Chuck Norris breaks the law, it doesn't heal
  • When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chucknorrissed.

Come back every day for a new instalment!

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PostSubject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away   Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:52 am

lmao chuck norris is old now and he is no longer as wealthy as he use to be
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PostSubject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away   Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:36 pm


  • At night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him.
  • Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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PostSubject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away   Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:07 pm

lol, very funny, my friend has a shirt that says "Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon, he is one!"
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PostSubject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away   Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:05 pm


  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frost bite, Chuck Norris bites frost.
  • There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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