A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away

Subject: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:49 am

THIS is CNN: Chuck Norris News. Not really, I just wanted to say that. Here I will post 5 great Chuck Norris Jokes a day. So come here to laugh.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
When Chuck Norris breaks the law, it doesn't heal
When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chucknorrissed.

Come back every day for a new instalment!

Subject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:52 am

lmao chuck norris is old now and he is no longer as wealthy as he use to be

Subject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:36 pm

At night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Subject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:07 pm

lol, very funny, my friend has a shirt that says "Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon, he is one!"

Subject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:05 pm

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris does not get frost bite, Chuck Norris bites frost.
There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.